I doubt anyone who reads this newsletter knows this, but I have what I believe to be the largest collection of synonyms of the female genitalia ever collected. The list is getting close to 2000 words now. Some are funny, some are baffling, some are vulgar, and some are quite nice. We have the “Cunt Equals” box on the Club Cocktails page because I have a special fondness for the various euphemisms we use for that special part of the woman’s anatomy.

There are synonyms, and then there is Bradley Stoke’s new story, “Vagina Dialogues.” As the owner of the Not-So-Famous Pussy List, all I can say is, “Wow, you must read this story.” I thought it was funny and instructive. I think you’ll find it funny, at least.